The Lost Chapter of Genesis

Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden, very unhappy and lonely. So God said, "I will make you a companion. I'll make you a woman."

"What will she do?" asked Adam.

And God said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have a disagreement.
She will praise you.
She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love whenever you need it "

And Adam asked God, "Wow ! What will a woman like this cost?"

God said "An arm and a leg"

And Adam thought for a moment, then said, "Well what do I get for a rib?"

The rest as they say is history!