Something to laugh at

I've found these over the years. I now have no idea where I found them.
If there's a copyright issue with any of them, let me know.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
A bit of history?
Dogs & Changing a lightbulb
The rules of Cricket. Simple!!
English is an odd language
If General Motors were like Microsoft
Who'd be a gardener!
Call Centre conversations
Foreign hotel notices
The Lost Chapter of Genesis
Schoolboy howlers